Phantom Sword
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The Phantom Sword is a plastic sword used by Bob Marley to fight ghosts when he was high (which means all the time).


Bob Marley found it in a McDonalds happy meal when he was on his first trip. He immediately used it to poke other customers, one of them being Shigeru Miyamoto, who there got the idea for the Nintendo DS and its stupid touch screen gimmick. Following this incident McDonalds discontinued the toy, to avoid further ruining the world.


  • It is made in China and 100% hazardous for both children and adults. No wonder Bob Marley died!
  • It is not actually effective against ghosts.
    • It is not actually effective at all.